I eat plain vanilla ice cream by the poolside. I think about my life and then decide that i want to do some Minceraft. I begin Minecraft after going inside and doing some things like turning on my computer and opening Minecraft.
I call my friends over Skype. Their names WERE, (weeaboo) Jones, and Jimmy. After the incident, they had to change their names. I'll explain later.
We wen't to Jimmy's server. I decided to do my favorite MINECRAFT activity. Frolicking through the fields, next to my hole. I found a dispenser in the field. When I open it up, there's Hyper-superreal-hyper realistic BLOOD. Jones statres SCREAMING.
Jimmy asked what was wrong. Jones that Mr. Clean is right behind him.
--The next day (Minecraft, because other is stupud)--
I was building a thing, then an invisible thing started to destroy my thing and I was like, "AOJFSOEJF:SOJODMVJS" because I was getting hurt.
I was being abused.
The invisibl thing put a sign on the destroyed half-built thing that said, "I will cum find you and eat you.". (87% of rape begins with a sign on the destroyed half-built thing.].
Jones staarted screaming again. He said, "HE WAS BEHIND ME. HE SAID THAT THEY WERE GOING TO FORCEFEED ME HOMEWORK. MY FAILED ALGEBRA HOMEWORD.". Jimmy said he saw a spooky skeleton that had realistic ultra real eyes. It also had legs because it didn't. It looks like old spice guy", he said.
--Tuesday---
My sister, Gaybensen said that (after running from hir room) Mr clean was cleaning his computer screen. Then gabensen started throwing up little demon men that fell into a pattern that looked like he was giving a thumb ups and hangded.
That night, I had trouble sleeping. I saw ''Lapis Lazuli~'' call me a squid, then her head became morgan freemon. She screamed at me. I call the cops. I'm a kid now.
--Wednesday--
I decide not to play minecraft for never again, until Jimones asked me to. Right before I open Minecraft, I saw a pixelated 4-d Mega-realistic Skelato. It was scare. I say, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.". Jones says, "What's wrong?" I say, "I skereton spooked me!". He replies, "Me too, thanks."
I join the server. Right in front of me, I see Mr. Clean, but very skeletal like. Jones starts screaming in agony and then, like, explodes, I guess. The Mr. Clean skeleton tells me that I'm next then disappears. I ask Jimmy what happens to Jones.
Jimmy says, "